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Changing Phases

Posted on October 12th, 2007 in Job Stuff, News, Normal Stuff by Jason House

Well,
Yesterday was my 19th B-day! I am a little sad this is my last year to be a teen yet I am glad to be moving into another phase of my life. Talking about ‘phases’ let me say that today was my last day to be a cashier at Sam’s! I am now the part-time Member Champion that I posted about previously. It is great to be on level 6 right under management but I hope that I can handle the stress and all in a very efficient way.

It is late and I am really tired so I am going to leave you with this short post.

Later,
 Jason

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Indian Winter

Posted on October 2nd, 2007 in Funny Stuff by Jason House

IT WAS ALREADY LATE FALL AND THE INDIANS ON A REMOTE RESERVATION IN SOUTH DAKOTA ASKED THEIR NEW CHIEF IF THE COMING WINTER WAS GOING TO BE COLD OR MILD.
 
SINCE HE WAS A CHIEF IN A MODERN SOCIETY HE HAD NEVER BEEN TAUGHT THE OLD SECRETS. WHEN HE LOOKED AT THE SKY HE COULDN’T TELL WHAT THE WINTER WAS GOING TO BE LIKE.

NEVERTHELESS, TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE, HE TOLD HIS TRIBE THAT THE WINTER WAS INDEED GOING TO BE COLD AND THAT THE MEMBERS OF THE VILLAGE SHOULD COLLECT FIREWOOD TO BE PREPARED.

BUT BEING A PRACTICAL LEADER, AFTER SEVERAL DAYS HE GOT AN IDEA. HE WENT TO THE PHONE BOOTH, CALLED THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE AND ASKED, “IS THE COMING WINTER GOING TO BE COLD?”

“IT LOOKS LIKE THIS WINTER IS GOING TO BE QUITE COLD,” THE METEOROLOGIST AT THE WEATHER SERVICE RESPONDED.

SO THE CHIEF WENT BACK TO HIS PEOPLE AND TOLD THEM TO COLLECT EVEN MORE FIREWOOD IN ORDER TO BE PREPARED.

A WEEK LATER HE CALLED THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE AGAIN. “DOES IT STILL LOOK LIKE IT IS GOING TO BE A VERY COLD WINTER?”

“YES,” THE MAN AT NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE AGAIN

REPLIED, “IT’S GOING TO BE A VERY COLD WINTER.”

THE CHIEF AGAIN WENT BACK TO HIS PEOPLE AND ORDERED THEM TO COLLECT EVERY SCRAP OF FIREWOOD THEY COULD FIND.

TWO WEEKS LATER THE CHIEF CALLED THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE AGAIN. “ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT THE WINTER IS GOING TO BE VERY COLD?”

“ABSOLUTELY,” THE MAN REPLIED. “IT’S LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKE IT IS GOING TO BE ONE OF THE COLDEST WINTERS WE’VE EVER SEEN.”

“HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE?” THE CHIEF ASKED.

THE WEATHERMAN REPLIED, “THE INDIANS ARE COLLECTING FIREWOOD LIKE CRAZY.”

Say “Ay Bay Bay” if you are Indian! I’m hollerin’ “AY BAY BAY!!!”

Note: I am not making fun of Indians. I wouldn’t want this to be mistaken as that at all. I am Indian myself. Why would I make fun of myself??? -Jas

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