The Chaos Chronicle

Yeah I know I’ve been a bit lazy on the blog lately. But, Just tell me how I can report on such things as Britney shaving her head! Poor girl! Hmmm…Let’s see….I wonder what I can do to help me gain international exposure in the media??? I’m definitely not going to be another Cindy Sheehan! I almost have to take a pain reliever just to look at her! She is one mixed up woman! Now I’m not going to say that either of these two aren’t doing what they think is right. The reason why: I always try to put myself in other peoples situations before I judge them and I’m also a very open-minded person. On the other hand, just because they think what they are doing is right, does that make me want to go out and shave my head and be a degenerate anti-war activist? I don’t EVEN think so!!!!!!!!!

The one and the ONLY…..Jr H!

Later folks!

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WOW! It looks like that Google has just opened gmail to the public. I visited the Google homepage and I seen a link that said this:

Well I about went crazy of course because when I went to the Gmail homepage it was changed to a total different design than when I had went to it a few minutes before. I guess this is official?

Check it out here peeps! Gmail.com

Edit: AHH!!! Actually I did not go to the home page. I went here https://www.google.com/accounts/ServiceLogin?service=mail&ltmpl=gabby&hl=en
and the layout is much different than the regular. When I type in gmail.com it goes back to normal except the “Signup for Gmail” link now redirects to the signup page instead of the text messaging thing.

Yeah I know it was already open to the public but only through invitations and text messaging.

While we are talking about Google, check this out. http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/02/16/google-to-buy-adscape-for-23-million/

I luv’em (Google) but sometimes it’s hard to keep up with’em!!!

Jason

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Hey Guys sup?

 Here is my first public video by me on YouTube. Kinda lame…but it’ll do till I can get somethin else done! LOL!

Please do not think that this is my real voice! It is a lipsync done to a popular, might I add HILARIOUS, ringtone.

Well here’tis:

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Well…..It’s here! Remember along time ago when I offered free destkop background downloads on this website? Well even if you don’t, I did….lol
When I stopped I announced it with this post: http://thechaoschronicle.com/2006/08/12/announcement/

The desktop backgrounds section has been closed due to server errors.

I am planning on releasing a whole total new website for the desktop backgrounds to be downloaded from.
I will let you know when I get this ready.

From now until I get the new website released, if you know the name
of the background that you would like, you can contact me by email and
I will send you a copy.

Sorry for any inconveniences.

Jason

I have fulfilled that promise to you. I remember when I had my backgrounds on here before, I had like tons of downloads of them. These are going to be some of the same ones that you seen previously but a lot of new ones also.
I have teamed up with my cousin, Dave Fisher, who has a category on here with stories in it, and he is going to be designing some backgrounds also. Pretty shortly we will be accepting applications for people who want to become designers! We already will review your application by email but in the future we hope to have an online application system on the website.

 No I’m not gonna keep making you wait for the juicy details….lol
We have several URL’s by which you may reach the website. Here is the list.

1. freedesktopbackgounds.uk.to
2. freebgs.us.to
3. desktop-backgrounds.us.to
4. tooties.us.to

I may release a new category on here that links to the other website….but that might be too much like the old site ehh???? We’ll see!!!!

Enjoy!!!!!

Jason R. House

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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.
However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly
gentleman–already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his
feet–who insisted he didn’t need my help to leave
the hospital.  After a chat about rules being rules, he
reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.  On the way down I asked
him if his wife was meeting him.  ”I don’t know,” he
said.  ”She’s still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her
hospital gown.”

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First take a look at the picture with this article. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,250581,00.html

Please vote!!

Do you think that Princes guitar, projected on that sheet, really looks like a phallus?

• No
• DEFINITELY NO!!!!
• Yes
• Kinda

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Do you think that Prince’s guitar projected onto that sheet looked like a phallus?
Please do not tell me that you think that I’m ‘vulgar’ for talking about a sheet and a phallus!!!!

Come on people! SO WHAT IF IT LOOKED LIKE IT!!!!!!!! All of you that want to gripe about it sure aren’t helping to restrain kids from finding this kind of information. If no one had have ever said anything it would not be such a big deal!!!!!!!!!!

I agree with Rolling Stone’s Edwards said.
“If people want to be hypersensitive, they can be hypersensitive. Those trombones are phallic, too. What are you going to do?

Jason

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I have been reading some news articles on FoxNews.com and the kind of thing I am seeing is baffling!!! A phallic related guitar at the Super Bowl, an astronaunt possibly trying to kill a ‘love rival,’ and a senator trying to ban iPods. What in the blue blazes is this world coming to??????

Why does all of this matter anyway????

Jason

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Hey guys,

 What’s going on? I am doing great right now. I got my first balance from my website ads transfered over into my PayPal account and I am so happy. In a few days I am probably going to start working for a company named JanaKing. I will actually be working as a private contractor under another person who will be the link between me and JanaKing. What makes it even better is that this ‘other person’ is my Aunt Pam. She is my Mother’s Sister so I am really close to her. I just launched another website to help me make more money. I will tell about it in a later post.

 I am now going to night school at Fouke. I am LOVING it!!! I should be graduating in just a few weeks. I feel like I am finally getting my life a little more organized though; I have dicovered there is a lot of responsibility to becoming an adult. I have realized that an early age so I’m in good shape!!!

That’s a little update on my happenings. Talk to you later!

Jason

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How do you know when your mom in her 40’s is becoming creative?

Answer: When she starts riggin’ up “burglar alarms” like these…LOL!!!!!!!

(Click image for larger view.)

If you can’t tell what it is, it’s a little container of glass jar lid rings and a Cream Soda box.
The hopeful is that all this stuff will tumble down, in case of someone opening the door, and make noise.
I can definitely see those jar rings flyin around like little UFO’s!!! LOL!!!

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Web 2.0, the powerfully explosive social intercommunicative literal “WEB,” can sometimes be quite hard to keep up with. For people like me it is even harder to keep up with because I, like a few odd-balls on this planet, still have dial-up (not by choice). I don’t guess we are considered complete wacks yet, the broadband movement is quickly bustling across the web though.

I wonder what the web will be like in the future. It is so quickly changing that one has to be with the “in crowd” to know what is even halfway going on. This is a WORLD WIDE thing here guys!!! Here is a post on Red Bricks Media News that I kinda thought was funny. The title is Web 3.0 Predictions which I think maybe should be changed to “Google 3.0 Predictions.” LOL!!! I think in the future that when anyone says WWW or Web….people will autmatically think of Google. At least I hope this is the way it goes. I’m a HUGE Google fan! One thing that I hope does not happen is that Google gets so powerful that it will be impossible for any other company to make it. That would not be a fair world, but is the world fair anyway?
I think we should try to keep as fair as we can and not just clog up the WEB that’s already so cluttered that average users like me can hardly find what they really need. There is just so MUCH information!

“New developments in technology” are words of the past. We are now in the stages of ‘improving’ most technology. I mean just look at the link I posted earlier to help find computer scientist Jim Gray by searching satellite imagery. Come on guys I mean does anybody see the potential of this kind of thing. We are gonna be in the WWW2 version 90.0 before we know it!!!!!!!!!! In the future will humans not even be needed? EEEKKKK!!!!!

As a web developer 1.0 lol and webmaster, I haven’t even gotten HTML all learned yet and I am having to plunge into PHP more and more just to get various things done. I am SO behind and I’m not talkin’ bout muh butt either! I am BIGTIME BEHIND in technology….lets hope that I catch up in college!!!!

Well I guess I had better go check my “MySpace.” Who ever heard of usin’ “my” two times in a row….I heard three times and that all I can say about this Web 2.0 business. MY MY MY!!!!!!! So lets get this straight I’m still in the 1.0 stages of being a webmaster, my life as an average comp user is barely up to 2.0 requirements, and I’m already reading blog posts about Web 3.0.

WHAT IN THE WEB 2.0?????????

Jason

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