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Technorati not indexing! UGH!

Posted on October 20th, 2006 in News, Normal Stuff, Tech by Jason House

NO…NO….NO!!!! Not again please!!!

This is what I’m screaming!

For some odd reason, Technorati.com is not indexing my posts. I emailed their support and have never heard anything back from them. It may be because my webhost keeps going down. Which speaking of, I’m with ahplace.com. They have been very reliable up to just a few weeks ago. I really like the support and the forums….but it seems that every since they made the rule that you have to post in the forum 10 times per month they have been having trouble. If anyone that reads this knows about a free reliable webhost (preferably without ads),please contact me. You can leave a comment on this post or either email me at jason[at]jasonrhouse.com (replace “[at]” with “@”).

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“A” is for Apple

Posted on October 18th, 2006 in Normal Stuff by Jason House

“Can you help me go pick some apples?” my grandpa said. Even though I was in the middle of doing stuff on the comp, I told him yeah. It proved to be something I could make a creative blog post about also!

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What is an apple? It is “the usually round, red or yellow, edible fruit of a small tree, Malus sylvestris, of the rose family.” -Quoted from dictionary.com -click for more info. I’m sure there are many kinds of apples but I won’t get into that right now….maybe you could find some more information in the apple entry on Wikipedia. Apples will keep your family healthy…as the old saying goes, “An apple a day, will keep the doctor away.” You can find out more about the health benefits here: http://www.bestapples.com/healthy/index.html.

Now apples in the tech world are a different story! You can go to www.apple.com to find out about iPods and all that kind of sort of thing. They even have a cool looking red one on the home page. My cousin told me that she got one for her birthday and that she is really enjoying it! I wish I could afford one. Maybe someday though!

Here is something just for the kids……ever heard of LarryBoy & the Bad Apple? It is an awesome kids DVD from VeggieTales. Check it out here: LarryBoy & the Bad Apple DVD- Only $14.99!

Well I guess that about sums it up on apples…..

Till next time,
Jason R. House

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Military Deterioration

Posted on October 13th, 2006 in Funny Stuff, Politics by Jason House
I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as our government underwent a peaceful transition of power in January 2001. At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism as I watched George W. Bush take his oath of office. However, all that pride vanished as I watched William Jefferson Clinton board Air Force One for the final time. I saw 21 U.S. Marines in full dress, with rifles, fire a 21-gun salute to the outgoing President.

 

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It was then that I realized how far America’s military had deteriorated. Every last one of them missed.

Here is what’s goin on with me.

Posted on October 12th, 2006 in News, Normal Stuff, School, Tech by Jason House

Well, It’s official! I’m 18 years old. I am so glad that I am now an adult. Speaking of being an adult, I am now registered to vote. At least I have completed the application and submitted it at the court house. I just hope they were responsible enough to send it out at the right time. I guess I will see when I get my registration card or whatever it is that you get. Now I just need to register with the Selective Services so that I will be available if the Armed Forces need me. Did you know that it is a felony if you do not register? You can be punished with a fine of up to $250,000 and/or five years in jail! That is a huge consequence just for not filling out a form! But it’s the law! Check out my validity at http://www.sss.gov/FSinternet.htm. Well, I’m sure you are probably wondering what I have done for my birthday and what presents I have received……well….I haven’t done anything yet but eaten ice cream and cake at my grandparents house and I didn’t even plan that. I just haven’t really wanted to do much. I’m just so glad to have a day off of my normal hectic schedule. As far as gifts go, I have only received 3 cards and 55 dollars so……don’t look like much on that end yet….lol!

School…….UGH!!!!!! I hate to even talk about this subject nearly! I am NOT doing so hot. I have terrible grades in all of my subjects. I am particularly worried over English though. I mean, I really want to learn it good because in the future, I might would like to go into something as far as journalism. BUT! With the curriculum I am learning from (ACE), or let’s say that I’m NOT learning from, it is hard for me to understand it. It is somehow formatted incorrectly for me to be able to learn from. I really don’t know what I am going to do about this situation. I started out in Geometry this year at my school VCA in ACE. I finally decided that I wasn’t going to learn much and then I had the task of convincing my parents to let me quit that program. So I have now ordered Geometry from Abeka……which is the curriculum that I have been used to using for all of these years. I am so happy, I will start the Abeka Geometry at home on October 30th.

Well I guess I have saved the best info for last. I am sure that you have noticed now that my website name has changed to “The Chaos Chronicle.” I have chosen this name because you never know what I am going to post in any shape, form, or fashion! The word “Chronicle,” meaning, “a record of events placed in chronological order,” I have chosen because this is a blog (a web-log, which is a record) and the posts are in chronological order. Although, as I said earlier, you never know what I am going to post, I still post in order….so I guess that explains that well enough. In the future I would like to add more content and make it a place where not only I, but others write articles on here also. Right now I have my cousin Dave Fisher writing for me. As of right now, I am having to post his stories for him but I hope to have it soon where he could do it on his own. You can check out his category here: http://thechaoschronicle.com/category/dave-fisher/. If you are interested in writing on here and helping you as well as me gain publicity, just contact me at my email address jason*nospam*jasonrhouse.com (replace *nospam* with the @ symbol).

Until next time,
Jason R. House

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German, French, and Chinese, SUPPLIES!

Posted on October 12th, 2006 in Funny Stuff by Jason House

A german, A french and a chinese got stranded on a deserted island…
After a couple of days the german says “I don’t think anyone will come to rescue us… What should we do?”
The french replies “First we should assign positions, I would make a good prime minister…”
The german became a military man and the chinese got to be the man in charge of the supplies.
Then suddenly the chinese man just ran straight into the woods…
Days went by and the french and german got worried…. “Maybe we should try to find him?” the german said…
So they start searching for the chinese and after walking a couple of
meters into the woods the chinese jumps in front of them an screams
“SUPPLIES!!!!”.

NOTE!: This is not in any manner directed to offend someone or their nationality or the way they speak. I myself am a lover of Chinese food and I don’t have a problem with being friends with someone from France or Germany. (That’s just the way I see it.)
God loves every single person no matter how they are made!

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Senior Humor part 4

Posted on October 11th, 2006 in Funny Stuff by Jason House

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly. “The other man said, “What is the name of the restaurant? “The first man thought and thought and finally said, “What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know… the one that’s red and has thorns.” “Do you mean a rose?” “Yes, that’s the one,” replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?”

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Google’s Growing Gossamer!

Posted on October 11th, 2006 in Business, News, Tech by Jason House

Well it’s true! The popular video service YouTube has been purchased by Google. In the very near future, we will probably be renaming the WWW to GGG to stand for Google’s Growing Gossamer! LOL! Well it’s true! Look up “gossamer” on dictionary.com and form your own opinion as to what I mean. Here is a direct link: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=gossamer. If you would like to read more about this acquirement, go here: http://www.techcrunch.com/2006/10/09/google-has-acquired-youtube/.

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