Archive for August, 2006

Obedient Wife

August 17th, 2006
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had
saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it
came to his money. Just before he died, he said to
his wife, “When I die, I want you to take all my money
and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
money to the afterlife with me.” And so he got his
wife to promise him with all of her heart that when
he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket,
his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend
was sitting next to her. When they finished the
ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
close the casket, the wife said, “Wait just a minute!”

She had a box with her; she came over with the
box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down,

and rolled it away. Her friend said, “Girl, I know


you weren’t fool enough to put all that money in


there with your husband.”

The loyal wife replied,” Listen, I’m a Christian


and I can’t go back on my word. I promised him


that I was going to put that money in that casket


with him.”

You mean to tell me you did put that money in


the casket with him!!!!?”

“I sure did,” said the wife. “I got it all together, put


it into my account and wrote him a check. If he


can cash it, he can spend it.”

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A new look? Again?…LOL!

August 15th, 2006

Yep, you are looking at it right in front of your eyes!
The previous website layout wasn’t what I exactly expected. Which…most of them aren’t.
I absolutely LOVE this one though! I hope everyone else does….just let me know with the comments.
Lime green is now becoming one of my favorite colors. As of right now my favs are blue,orange,and possibly lime green. If I had to choose just one…it would probably be blue.

I believe I got the theme from the community theme viewer check it out if you are a blogger that uses
WordPress.
If you have no idea what WordPress is then check out WordPress.org. If you can’t actually download the software and run it on your own server or if all I am saying about servers and stuff is Greek to you then check out WordPress.com. They have everything already set up for you to where you can just start blogging. I don’t know how easy their website is to use because I have never used it but I would say it’s probably fairly easy.
Check into blogging a little bit it’s very fun and a great way of communication plus you can even make a little money at it.
There are other great websites that you can use for blogging. One is Blogger.com.
If you want to know more just do a search on Google about blogging.
Check out a few of the links at the bottom of this post also, they might help give you a better idea of what a blog is used for.

The everfaithful,
 Jason R. House

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Thank God for Children Saying Grace…

August 14th, 2006

Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, “God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!” 
Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby I heard a woman remark, “That’s what’s wrong with this country. Kids today don’t even know how to pray. Asking God for ice-cream! Why, I never!” 
Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, “Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?”  As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my son and said, “I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer. 
“Really?” my son asked. “Cross my heart,” the man replied. Then in a theatrical whisper he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), “Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good of the soul sometimes.” 
Naturally, I bought my kids ice cream at the end of the meal. My son stared at his for a moment and then did something I will remember the rest of my life. He picked up his sundae and without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman. 
With a big smile he told her, “Here, this is for you. Ice cream is good for the soul sometimes; and my soul is good already.”

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 WHEN…

August 14th, 2006

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.   : )

12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list

AND NOW U R  LAUGHING at yourself.

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E-virus

August 14th, 2006

okay….do you ever get the e-virus? man i do…..it just makes you feel so bad….all of those emails in my inbox they just make me want to e-puke (whatever that is…lol)

No seriously.

Has your computer ever had a virus? You might say, “No it hasn’t.” The real truth is that it probably has one right now without you knowing it!!!!
We have had our computer to get messed up because of a virus before….and it isn’t fun trying to make it “get well.”
It is a LOT of unnecessary work that can be prevented. You are saying, “But, how though?” That’s exactly what I’m fixing to tell you.

It’s called, AVG Free Advisor or AVG Free Edition. In my opinion, it is the best anti-virus software out there….that I have tested, anyway. Plus, guess what???? It’s completely FREE!!!!! Now you can NOT get ANY better than that. I recommend that you go to the AVG free website and download the program IMMEDIATELY….the longer you wait, the longer your computer is going to be unprotected which could result in a virus that you already have getting worse, or a new one attacking and or combining with the old one to make your computer crash and you lose all of your valuable files and data.

Okay, have I got you convinced yet?….lol Here is the website http://free.grisoft.com/freeweb.php

A 3rd Grade Accident

August 14th, 2006

Come with me to a third grade classroom….

There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet.

He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It’s never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they’ll never speak to him again as long as he lives.

The boy believes his heart is going to stop, he puts his head down and prays this prayer, “Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I’m dead meat.”

He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.

As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy’s lap.

The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, “Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!”

Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out.

All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk.

The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else – Susie. She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. “You’ve done enough, you klutz!”

Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, “You did that on purpose, didn’t you?”  Susie whispers back, “I wet my pants once too.”

May God help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do good. *************

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

Apology – Ads

August 14th, 2006

I would like to apologize about some of the recent ads.
I don’t know if any of you have seen them or not.
I just didn’t want anybody to think that I put them there on purpose because I didn’t.
I think I have my code set now to where it does not display any graphical ads, so that will be better.

Later,
Jason

New Category – Music

August 13th, 2006

Hello all,

Well, I am releasing a new category, Music. Oh yeah! I know I am so cool.
But you are probably wondering….okay, new category, Music, no posts….whats the deal?????? Well let me explain. I am trying to build up my websites content….so I decided to add the new category. I have not conceived the thoughts yet of exactly what I am going to place under that topic. I thought about giving online “Music Lessons,” But I imagine that my time limit on working on this Internet sort of thing will cut down on me creating and actually publishing those.

Anyway… I guess for right now it will just be a section for articles about music. I am planning on writing an entry about the “Number System.” It’s a very effective way of composing music to be played by persons not knowing how to read music. It is pretty simple to learn the basics of it. If you want to you can even buy a certain piano course that I recommend for in depth study. We will get into this later.

Keep visiting this website and waiting for the new exciting category of “Music” to be filled with articles, posts, and even your own comments if you need help with anything!

Jason 

DO NOT MISS THIS LIFE-CHANGING ARTICLE!

August 13th, 2006

Okay folks,

Here’s the roll:

Go read this life-changing article EVEN IF you don’t plan on earning money from your blog (that is if you have one), I suggest you read this for motivational purposes…..if you find the article boring…forget it you probably wont learn anything. Instead, try to view it as an opportunity to better you in business knowledge.

Here is the link:
http://www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2006/05/how-to-make-money-from-your-blog/

WHEW!

August 12th, 2006

Okay,

Maybe I am getting this website thing sorted out.
I haven’t lost too much data. I am so glad for the new look of the website also!
Maybe I can put a poll on here asking you what you think….but you could just leave a comment on this post. If you don’t know how, click the link in the bottom right-hand corner of this post.

I am going to try and not be an idiot this time, if I possibly can I need to backup the database EVERY single time I make a post….but I mean, it isn’t THAT hard to do so….

Well I guess I will quit my ramblings for tonight!

Talk to you l8r,
Jason


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